LTTE Money Collector is in a “Fat” loosing mission

By a special correspondent from Toronto

(May 14, Toronto, Sri Lanka Guardian) When doctors ask them to exercise most people don’t want to follow because exercising is not their favorite subject. A well known LTTE money collector in Toronto Mr. Gunapalasundaram Veeragathipillai also known as Guna Veeragathipillai found a new method to loose his troubling fat in an easy and respectable way.

Few days ago he sat in front of Toronto Queens Park area and told his Tamil Tiger friends that he is fasting until his leader Prabakaran rescued by International community. Prabakaran is the well known psychopathic leader of Tamil Tigers. Of cause at night he gets his usual meal behind the tent but Mr. Veeragathipillai is so upset about Prabakaran’s situation because he knows he will have to join Canadian work force if any thing happened to Prabakaran. One time he had a hard time with Prabakaran after auditors found some money is missing. Then he was asked to come to Vanni and dig bunkers for some time. But by the time goes by he managed to settle everything and land on the same job again. Then only he managed to get his fully paid brand new BMW and a fully paid brand new Toyata Camery for his wife. And also a fully paid luxury Parkside house in Richmond Hill, Ontario. Of course he didn’t do a single job during his life in Canada but thanks to Prabakaran he got all these things in his life. Now at least in his last days Paraba is helping to loose his troubling fat. Way to go Guna.
-Sri Lanka Guardian