Sri Lanka voters here is a song for you to enjoy on Election Day

-Modified by Day with apologies to late Freddie Mercury and QUEEN-

(January 26, Colombo, Sri Lanka Guardian)

MR walks warily down the corridor in Araliya abode,
With the ‘satakaya’ wrapped around waist down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat


Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey AvaMangala, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

General, how do you think I'm going to get along,
Without you, when you're gone
You took me for everything that I had,
And tried to kick me out of Presidency

Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long ‘could’ you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust

There are plenty of ways ‘I’ can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
‘I’ can beat him
‘I’ can cheat him
‘I’ can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat